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Chips & Queso Are Awesome!

     I am a large fan of chips and queso, it far exceeds the realm of deliciousness.  I think the important thing to note here is this experiment IS NOT based off of a real life experience from this afternoon...that would be very silly...

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I take a whiskey drink!

 

"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."

~ Irish Proverb

     I am a fan of whiskey.  From Bourbon to Scotch, Irish to Canadian, local to exotic, & expensive to cheap as hell served in a dirty glass in a dive bar.  It gets you drunk, it makes you regret things, it's generally a pretty fun time.  I grew up around Jack Daniels mostly, always remember there being some in the house, coming out for various occasions and when I started to drink I found it to be a drink of choice early on in my life.

     I have found there are many ways to drink whiskey.  Straight, on the rocks, mixed with coke, mixed with ginger ale, mixed with 7up, a double shot, a triple shot, out of someone's belly button, etc.   But there is one way to drink something that I'm a little unfamiliar with (and I suppose this term could be used with any liquor).

     

     What does it mean to have a "belt" of whiskey?  How should a belt of whiskey be drunk, where and when should you have a belt of whiskey?  I have come up with a few theories.

               Do you chug a hefty amount straight from the bottle?                OR                   Do you take a small and quick shot from a shot glass?

Maybe you take a belt of whiskey from a Styrofoam coffee cup when you wake up on a Tuesday afternoon in a daze.

Or maybe a belt of whiskey is best taken from a flask when you're standing in a motel room looking a hooker in the eyes a start to think to yourself; maybe it IS a possibility your parents were right, and you did screw up your life at one point or another.

     Hookers aside, I would like to know what you think taking a belt of whiskey means!  Please let me know, any thoughts or comments you may have on this very sophisticated matter!

Why Are All of My Brown Markers Dead??

In my usually abnormal line of work, when typically abnormal things occur, sometimes the best thing to do is find a box of Crayola markers...

Hide and Seek

M said this one I was "weird". It makes me fear that technology has killed our youngsters' imaginations.

Taking lessons from a 9-year-old to draw reindeer and Jeff's equally impressive Santa Claus...